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Tom Hanks' terminal technocracy
I accidentally watched a film with Tom Hanks in it last night. Accidentally, because I've heard all the same rumours about him as everyone else, and I certainly wouldn't be surprised if they were true. I never warmed to him as a child, despite his ubiquitous celluloid presence in childhood staple films, and subsequent unfair […]
"The government is trying to kill you" is no longer a conspiracy theory
When I was 13 or 14, I not infrequently went grocery shopping for the household, carrying the bags the short distance from the local Cooperative Pioneer to our house nearby (I would selflessly volunteer for this task so that I could insinuate a few processed packets and E-numbers in amongst the fruits, vegetables, and vegan […]
Madeleine McCann, plot twist, spoiler alert!
For several years, I have been predicting that missing British toddler, Madeleine McCann, will be found alive. For newer readers, I reproduce my theory below, with a new section added at the end to reflect the latest developments regarding alleged "impostor", Julia Wendell, who claims to have new evidence that she is the missing girl... […]
Festive Friday: Christmas Panto 2021
Here is a piece I wrote on Boxing Day 2021, at the height of the pantomime plague, imagining “the family fight that wasn’t”… but that obviously was in a lot of homes. I think it’s important to pay a seasonal revisit to quite how crazy those times actually were, as perhaps it will provide a […]
Lily & Luigi: Media Morality Tales
The two big media stories of the moment (well, apart from the US government teasing us with fake aliens again) involve two youngsters with intriguingly alliterated names... It could be a coincidence (it's possible those still exist), but the LL theme does seem to be a reliable narrative tell of a psy-op (if you're into […]
The Thrill of the Kill
Not my words to describe yesterday's grotesque decision to pass a state-sponsored suicide bill - theirs. Esther Rantzen, the alleged "national treasah" and highly unlikely palliative care expert, has been the grimacing celebrity face of the assisted dying movement for some time, and when MPs voted to pass the bill yesterday by a vote of […]
Truth in Temper
Whether one was ecstatically cheering on the Trump victory this week, or cynically shaking one's head that people had once again mistaken Masonic political theatre for reality, we could at least coalesce on one unifying point: the reactions of the liberal left were pretty funny. From "white dudes for Harris" ripping their shirts off in […]
Dark Clarke's lethal, litigious legacy
As regular readers know, I often opine at this site about the politician-turned-persecuted-pearl-clutching-people's hero, Andrew Bridgen (don't worry, this article isn't about him... although I would still really like to know what is happening with the turnips). The inevitable conclusion I have always come to about Bridgen is: not evil, just stupid. Stupid, vain, and […]
Thinning The Herd
For quite some time, I and other comparably cogitating commentators, have been predicting the potential of "The Great Reveal". A stage-managed and scripted event designed to reinforce faith in the 'authorities' who coordinate said reveal, we always knew the harms of the Covid injections were set to come to light eventually, since this fact was […]
The pearl-clutching plight of the persecuted people's hero
Alternate title, "Andrew bloody Bridgen again...." - but I thought what I went with was both slightly more poetic, and substantially more accurate, in terms of concisely encapsulating what the interminable bloody Bridgen is up to now... Newer readers may wish to familiarise themselves with the history of Mr. Bridgen's "persecution", not least that which […]
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